Observations, Politics

Carlos Danger?

Anthony Weiner’s screen name was Carlos Danger. Let that sink in. Carlos. Danger. I’ve seen AIM handles from 1998 less ridiculous.

Hey, it could have been worse. I got my hands on the handles Weiner rejected before landing on Carlos Danger. Here they are.

  • Antonio Mystery
  • Miguel de los Adventure-o
  • Juan Peril
  • Three-Alarm Lopez
  • Mr. Stormy Time
  • Definitely Not Anthony Weiner
  • Horny Rodriguez
  • Hector Terrifying
  • Ricardo Eerily Quiet
  • Horatio Sanserif
  • Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Inigo Montoya
  • Super Grover
  • Hefty Smurf
  • Fancy Feast
  • Jorge Gravitas
  • Gloria Estefan
  • George Zimmerman
  • Hispanic Tony
  • Santa Ana
  • Hazardous Gutierrez
  • NYCMayor69
  • Ron Mexico
  • Harvey Danger
  • Merv the Perv
  • Seymour Butts

It’s official. Carlos Danger is now “The most interesting man in the world.” Keep tweeting my friend.


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